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i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
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Now Boys

Those that want to be cringe, and try and get someone to work will say 'Now Boys' before asking them do to things
"Now Boys, Lets do this..."
by JTAYT March 16, 2021
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CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION

Anybody who blows a gigantic SNOT GLOBULE out of their nose and it is left hanging for all to see.

Something to yell in a sophisticated large crowd.
I don't know about you ROBRRT but ALAN is saying CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION as check out his right nostril expression.

STUPID PEOPLE won't get this , " CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION".
by PERFECT ASSHOLE May 19, 2021
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Now, bring me that horizon.

A quote said by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. It essentially means you're ready to conquer any challenge that comes within your path, no matter what.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.
(a movie fan and a scene kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?
by 7568ino November 1, 2023
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