Washington Summer

Asphyxiation

"Chuck had a cherry pit go down the wrong pipe, almost had a Washington Summer!"

by HalfPastEight September 10, 2022

Summer Slopes

When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.

After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.

by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020

Summered

When someone leads you on and gives you the illusion that there is a relationship to be had but they never feel the same way. Sometimes they are very direct with you, sometimes they are not, could leave mixed signals. They lead you on for the longest time knowing what you want and they never give it you, essentially wasting your time in the long run.
From 500 Days Of Summer

Sam: Look, I think you're really sweet - but I just don't feel the same way yet.
Joe: Is there a chance in the future?
Sam: Maybe
~5 months later
Sam: Haha oh my gosh Joe, you're so cute.
Joe: Haha yeaah we should kiss
Sam: But not like that.
Joe: Alright Sam, let's just cut to the chase, do you like me or not? I'm tired of getting Summered.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Summer Shag

Long hair from not getting a haircut during summer break.

Looks like everyone got a haircut over fall break. They got rid of their summer shag.

by AtomBoiler October 13, 2011

Summer

Summer is an amazing person and she is very nice to everyone and everything. She is very athletic and and likes school only to see her friends. If you ever meet a summer keep her close because she is very kind, caring and thoughtful of others. Summer has many friends but only a small circle of her main friends but gets along with most people. Summer has many family problems but trys to not let it get to her or let her down. Summer is a girl who likes to keep her feelings to herself because she doesn't like how other people might react to how she is feeling and she finds it hard to tell people how she is feeling.

Hello summer how are you today

by Oscar cave June 10, 2022

Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.

by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025

summer tooth

Summer her teeth are in her mouth a summer in her pocket

Her name is Sally,it should be summer tooth
Why?
Because summer teeth are in her mouth and summer are in her pocket

by Schwindlers list April 22, 2023