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Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.
dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*
by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009
mugGet the Ball Crampsmug.

Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010
mugGet the Cotton Ballsmug.

ball cheeks

Similar to butt cheeks, but formed with your ballsack. This word describes the shape your ballsack makes when both balls are perfectly aligned to create a "butt cheek" shape, except this is with your balls, so they are called ball cheeks. Could also be used as an adjective to describe something that is bad (an insult). *Similar to ass cheeks or cheeks.
"Dude, your ball cheeks are showing" or "Dude, you're so bad at 2k... you're ball cheeks"
by simslayer26 March 2, 2016
mugGet the ball cheeksmug.

Cracked balls

This word is used to describe someones balls that have been beaten by either being stepped on, slapped, punch, bit, flicked, kicked or even set on fire which would end in the result of (Cracked balls).
Cracked balls- AHHHHHHHHHHH please stop your cracking my balls.
by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014
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ryan ball

The realest trap hard rockstar out on your nearest cul de sac.
Watch out Ryan Ball is coming, you better back away from all the trapping ooze that surrounds him or he will bust out the heat.
by the jerster June 26, 2017
mugGet the ryan ballmug.

Ball-crumbs

The detritus-like substance found on a man's hands after he scratches his scrotum.
Don't scratch your balls then touch my face.. you'll get ball-crumbs all over me
by Peacock Lady February 23, 2011
mugGet the Ball-crumbsmug.

Ball Curtsy

To spread one's scrotum like a skirt and deliver a chivalrous curtsy. developed by amateur philanthropist Camden Bertrand.
After his stunning sexual performance, Tom delivered a gentlemanly ball curtsy and left.
by Uncle Blazer July 30, 2012
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