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by B-Drac December 1, 2003

mufti

Noun - singular and plural

Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.

If that bloody mufti bites my ankle again I swear I'll drop-kick it into a gum tree!

by Captain Grog July 22, 2009

muligan fucked

when the use of drugs alcohol or stupidy results in an affect that causes a lapse in the memory

i got sweetly muligan fucked when i pounded back a 26er

by brons December 30, 2007

melting hippo

A person who is so sweaty and laughing so hard they drool on themselves like a hippo

Everyone has a friend who's is a melting hippo...that person laughs at something at the same thing everyone else is laughing at but drools on themselves from the laughter...this happens alot when you or your friends are high and/or drunk as fuck.

by Carlos parallax September 21, 2013

mulligan

A mulligan, in sex, happens when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action. The practice is also sometimes referred to as a "do-over".

I think I'm going to sleep with Sean again because we were so drunk last time I hardly remember. A mulligan is required for sure.

by pusseidon May 15, 2010

MultiMixer

1. A product used in the 1940s to make 5 milkshakes at a time.

2. A whore who gives multiple men blowjobs at the same time.

"Yo Kim is such a multimixer, she gave Jeff, Ted, Lucas, and Jamie head all at the same time! Bitch loves cum"

by Drainpipe October 18, 2006

MultiTaskerBator

a human who scratches their ass
& rubs their genitalia
at the same time
& in public.

coined by
Donna M.
20 sept. 2007.

"Dude,
that Dude
over there,
waiting for the bus."

"He's a multitaskerbator."

by S. FiTZ October 7, 2007