Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
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