No milk in the fridge

An excuse to justify doing something misleading, and making it harmless.

Alice rubs josh's cock because there's no milk in the fridge

by ToughTimes June 9, 2012

milk recycling

When enjoying a bowl of cereal, the act of dripping out the milk for further use.

Most commonly seen when the user requires a second serving and has no more milk in the carton or gallon.

Bob1: I'm gon grab some milk and cereal, want some?
Bob2: Damn forgot to buy some milk, i guess u gonna have to use milk recycling on the rest

Bob1: bitch

by thatguywholikesmilk April 4, 2011

Ass milk

The act of an object being harshly removed from the anus which causes a waterfall of ass milk to come out. Which results in the victim becoming ass milked.

Dude I got ass milked so hard by my pet cat last night. It felt like a damn waterfall coming out my anus.

by Fyebittyclapper89 June 9, 2023

Milk Fiend

A milk fiend is a person who has an addiction to milk and milk shakes. Typically whole milk, rarely 2% and never skim. Often is a big fan of mega gas stations and high end dairy’s. True milk fiends often drink milk until they black out. White milk is the preferred but will substitute with chocolate. May resort to strawberry if in withdraw. Often referred to as “fiends”.

I was at Gas and Wash and there was a milk fiend slamming a half gallon of Oberweiss in the dairy section.

by The Black Dog Radio Show October 9, 2023

The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude?! I just gave a milk kiss to Jenny?!

by McDonald's cum October 3, 2021

Milk-Bagger

Someone who puts their jug of milk in a plastic bag instead of using the handle the jug comes with.

Cashier: *rings up the milk* are you a Milk-Bagger
Customer *surprise Pikachu face*
Cashier: do you put your jug of milk you bought here in a (insert grocery store name) bag.

by Minnesotaman18 October 11, 2021