July 2

its the middle of the year

me: hey it's july 2

you: ok

by issuerissue November 13, 2022

July 29

National cuddles after sex day

Bob:Man that was good
Zack:let’s cuddle!
Bob:bro that’s gay
Zack:but it’s July 29th
Bob:understandable

by Totally not Pancho July 28, 2022

July 27

National Slap a midget day!

Go to any midget and just- WHACK

Void: hey guys
Someone: *SLAP*
Void: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Someone: national Slap a midget day! July 27

by BlackoutProductions July 28, 2021

July 27

July 27th is National send pic day you will need to send at least 5-10 pics to anyone

July 27 Girl needs to send 5-10 pics to anyone

Men need to send 5-10 pics to anyone

by 5starrrr.anthony July 27, 2021

July 27

Who is born this day has a XXL cock
And never forgets the strap at home.

“Damn he was born on july 27 ? he definitely is strapped with double Glizzys!”

by canecas November 23, 2021

Julie did it

When someone suspects you of something, or even if you get caught doing something and you need to get out of trouble just say julie did it and they will definately believe you.

Sir I pulled you over because you are clearly drunk and I seen you hit that guy on his bike with your car.

No sir officer julie did it!!!
Oh my bad sir have a good day sorry for the inconvenience.

by Tainty McBalls April 07, 2022

July 1

The best girl I have ever met was born on this day and I would do anything(literally) for her....

Damn I love July 1...

by ELKAFIII March 06, 2022