Alabama Christmas Morning

when a person of a “white-trash” lifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.

Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.

by yellowjacket34 March 26, 2008

South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.

South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

morning wood denial

This is when a lady refuses to have sex with her, even though he has a full on morning wood!

Lisa gave Jon morning wood denial, after having fought the night before!

by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010

Good morning nap time

when you wake up in the morning, and you take a nap because your still tired

*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*

by daethnotez September 20, 2009

chicken o clock in the morning

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens

What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

morning deuce power hour

noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.

The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.

by Word Llama October 8, 2008

good morning afternoon

Good Morning Afternoon; from 11:50am to 2pm is a good morning afternooon

Good morning afternoon family, how are we all doing today?

by huey#7917 September 29, 2018