on week

On week: A term guys use towards women who are being jerks/bitches for no apparent reason. Can be used in a derogatory way if combined with the “forbidden words,” bitch and whore.
Ex: Your such a bitch Cassie. Are you on week right now? Fucking whore.

Cassie: I fucking hate you John. Kill yourself.
Daniel: *whisper to john* Damn bro.
John: What a bitch. She must be on week.

by BigOlMassDebater January 31, 2024

Lithium Respect week

Lithium Respect day is the day where we make Lithium our discord profile pictures, this is on December 14th to December 21st.

Hey dude! It's Lithium Respect week!

by Profily December 14, 2020

Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.

Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks

by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022

Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.

Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.

by TurkeyLover December 1, 2009

Rona Week

14 days.

Man, I haven't seen Jim in a Rona week. Damn virus.

by Jonny Snowwe January 4, 2021

Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it

oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night

by sdwdad December 6, 2024