by SynthLSD February 06, 2020
by Hi peps March 29, 2021
Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016
This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.
by Wanjarthen November 30, 2021
A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface
Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face
Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face
by worsethanaids August 11, 2010
How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.
by Painey November 09, 2014
That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class
Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?
Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!
Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!
by waka mcwaka February 28, 2011