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Double hump

When you hump him twice in one night and make him cum both times.
Dori: Did you sleep with David last night.
Christelle: Yeah, in fact I gave him a double hump.
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The Hump

Noun

Thah-Hump

The Hump occurs when you have to fart (or produce liquid fecal matter). At some point before farting you will feel very ill. If you are able to hold it in for a minute or 2 you will feel right as rain. The time in which you are in pain is known as the hump.
Driver- Dude should I pull over!?

Passenger- No, just a little longer and I will be over the hump.
by Bossius The Impregnator August 7, 2009
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hump jump

verb: In Halo, when in mid-air, clicking the left thumbstick a second time causing the Master Chief's legs to raise up, useful in clearing tall obstacles.
I'm going to have to hump jump over that rock.
by Shmitty July 8, 2005
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Hump Jump

The Act of jumping with the pevis forward.
He applied the Hump Jump toward his insanely hot girlfriend
by StarmanNIB March 10, 2012
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Dumpster Hump

A move, a comeback, a way of acting, maybe even a sexual position.
1. Man I had some fun dumpster humping that girl.

2. I need a good dumpster hump right now.

3. I haven't dumpster humped in three weeks.

4. I just got dumpster humped!

5. Go dumpster hump yourself, noob!
by Mr.Random May 15, 2010
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HumfyHumfyHumf

An expression of melancholy. Usually expressed when a negative turn of events occur or when the end of a pleasurable experience is pending.

Not to be confused with "HumptyDumptyDump", which is Norwegian for "I need to go to the toilet".
To be used in an echo format, to convey a feeling of like-mindedness.

Person1: "I want to snoes some more... HumfyHumfyHumf..."
Person2: "HumfyHumfyHumf..."
by Cobus August 6, 2004
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humped the pooch

1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)
I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.
by Beckster October 7, 2005
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