Marinette's daddy!!
Obsessed with Ladybug. Even when he had the opportunity to fix the past - which would have brought back his wife, Emilie Agreste, he chose to go after Ladybug and her miraculous instead.
The only one who can tame Marinette/Ladybug.
After all, she treated so many guys like doormats: Luka; Cat Noir; Nathaniel - the only person she’s a doormat for us Adrien, but Adrien is a doormat to his own father and can never say no to his daddy.
If you didn’t know, then you know!
I know this definition will get a lot of dislikes, but I don’t care! I said what I said - take it or leave it! Someone needs to say the truth about Marinette - she’s no angel! >:)
Obsessed with Ladybug. Even when he had the opportunity to fix the past - which would have brought back his wife, Emilie Agreste, he chose to go after Ladybug and her miraculous instead.
The only one who can tame Marinette/Ladybug.
After all, she treated so many guys like doormats: Luka; Cat Noir; Nathaniel - the only person she’s a doormat for us Adrien, but Adrien is a doormat to his own father and can never say no to his daddy.
If you didn’t know, then you know!
I know this definition will get a lot of dislikes, but I don’t care! I said what I said - take it or leave it! Someone needs to say the truth about Marinette - she’s no angel! >:)
by TinnyTalksTruth November 12, 2023

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!
Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.
Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
Oh mom, stop hawking.
Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019

The most amazing girl ever!! She may seem pretty bad at first but she's really cool very swaggggggg also taken by a sex god
Some random: O.M.G LOOK AT the._.official._.Hawks!!! She's so cool!!!
Random#2: Yeah too bad she's taken by Fletcher Hester
Random#2: Yeah too bad she's taken by Fletcher Hester
by Keigo Takami September 6, 2021

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
by Platypussies December 28, 2019

The issue plaguing Tony Hawk, in which everyone knows who he is and what he has done, but nobody recognises his face.
by Dadsday107 April 28, 2024

a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."
by Sloma Jack Clucks December 5, 2024

Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.
by A Muslim Cosmoslogist May 15, 2018
