got cum mustache?

when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.
u got a nice got cum mustache? there.
by beverly sex June 03, 2006
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He Got Shot!

When you introduce someone to Jackson C. Frank you must introduce them to this phenomenal fact! He got shot!
Person 1: Yo, listen to this boppin' blues.

Person 2: Who is that?

Person 1: Jackson Frank. He got shot!

Person 2: No fuckin' way, really? What a loser.
by Pillow06061944 October 18, 2021
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i got us

I got me and you. I got us, together. We're a team. It can be said in a touching moment or when you're paying for someone as a favor. You don't expect anything in return. Only used with good friends.
Friend: "How much does it cost to get in?"
You: "Don't worry, I got us."

Significant Other: "I'm feeling really overwhelmed lately. Sorry if I'm slackin"
You: "Don't worry baby I got us"
by TheEmpth January 18, 2022
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got a problem bitch

When some asswipe or whatever is interfering with what you do and it bothers you, say this:
by sugar glitter 222 February 20, 2015
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Got My Blueberries

A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?

Daddy: Everyone packed?

Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!

EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!

Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
by CHRISTINAWEENER February 05, 2010
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Josiah got a fatty

Josiah Rodriguez got a fat butt that people like smacking
Steven: have u seen Josiah?
Aiden: Josiah got a FAttyy
Burak: JOSIAHH GOT A FATTTYYY.
by XLegend2010 November 07, 2022
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I got no iPhone

No it is not from fnf you uncultured swines
Yooooo I got no iPhone from fnf is good

Fuck off
by Pinkmanpinkman May 01, 2021
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