i got us

I got me and you. I got us, together. We're a team. It can be said in a touching moment or when you're paying for someone as a favor. You don't expect anything in return. Only used with good friends.

Friend: "How much does it cost to get in?"
You: "Don't worry, I got us."

Significant Other: "I'm feeling really overwhelmed lately. Sorry if I'm slackin"
You: "Don't worry baby I got us"

by TheEmpth January 18, 2022

I got no iPhone

No it is not from fnf you uncultured swines

Yooooo I got no iPhone from fnf is good

Fuck off

by Pinkmanpinkman April 30, 2021

got a problem bitch

When some asswipe or whatever is interfering with what you do and it bothers you, say this:

Got a problem Bitch?

by sugar glitter 222 February 19, 2015

She's got cats

1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady

2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)

Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.

John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"

OR

John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."

by discgolf January 24, 2010

Got My Blueberries

A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?

Daddy: Everyone packed?

Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!

EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!

Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?

by CHRISTINAWEENER February 5, 2010

Josiah got a fatty

Josiah Rodriguez got a fat butt that people like smacking

Steven: have u seen Josiah?
Aiden: Josiah got a FAttyy
Burak: JOSIAHH GOT A FATTTYYY.

by XLegend2010 November 7, 2022

you got mail

1) The phrase that AOL says whenever you get new mail in a very annoying and high-pitched voice.

Considering how many weight loss ads are seen on AOL, they should change the saying to "you got mass".

by bekinator August 28, 2005