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African fruit monkey 

A white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit)
Jimmy is an African fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.

What the Fruit? 

A safe, swearless synonym for "What the Fuck?"
Alex: "I dropped your alarm clock in the toilet, sorry hun."

Lee Won: "What the fruit?!?!?!?"

Mexican Fruit Picker 

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.
I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.

Cute Fruit 

A gorgeous, smart, sexy, amazing Aussie Girl. That I love.
Your so addicting cute fruit, I just can't get enough of you.
Cute Fruit by Fuzzylumpkens May 5, 2009

Basket of Fruit

A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina)
Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!
Posterior Observer: Hey! A basket of fruit!
Basket of Fruit by RRL October 11, 2005

forbidden fruit

1. sex

2. Hot chick who never seems to go out with anyone.

3. A female that you know you can't become involved with past the point of friendship. This may be due to having a boyfriend/not being interested in you/or too busy to be involved with anyone. She's like the real forbidden fruit. You can't have a taste of her.
Jane is Tim's forbidden fruit
forbidden fruit by BklynKnight April 22, 2005