A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
by Jeremy E January 17, 2008
Get the Rod the Beach Bummug. Flattened by a slew of hurricanes in 2004, West Palm Beach was formerly a mecca for customers of Armani Exchange, over-priced ice cream, and plastic surgery. Now known as the underwater city of Palm Beach.
Funk. West Palm Beach is so cool you have to spend your life savings on scuba gear just to get a fucking hamburger.
by cvantez September 26, 2004
Get the west palm beachmug. The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.
**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011
Get the Beached Whale Statusmug. High maintance women ,snobby yet witty ,nice but dont mess with.Want what they want and will always get their way.Will stab you if you get on their nerves. Loves nice designer bags and shoes. Soccer mom driving a BMW or Benz.Comes from all italian family. Picks their kids up from school all decked out looking for attention. Owns a ton of jewlery.
by Howard Beach Girl July 9, 2014
Get the Howard Beach Girlmug. A variation of a blowjob on the rocks, the act of sucking on a man's testicles while simultaneously holding ice cubes in the mouth.
by junkstuff July 25, 2011
Get the cold frosty on the beachmug. A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person
by Unknown Person 11 December 11, 2010
Get the Melbourne Beach, Floridamug. by Damien Emley May 14, 2019
Get the redneck beach ballmug.