Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Defy Tax

A tax paid with channel points by a twitch streamer known as DefyJ. While he is a dictator, we pay tax to talk in the stream. Its essentially a poor mans "Subscriber only mode".

1: Fu*k me bro, saved all my points just to pay shitty Defy tax..

by DefySucksBalls February 9, 2021

fanum tax

when a fat ahh n**ga named fanum steal yo food. so basically a food tax. taking your friend's food or meal.

bro did you pay the fanum tax?

by youngbratz February 11, 2024

skee-tax

whenever you send money, or give a friend cash you must give the same amount to the witnessing party as long as they say "skee-tax" started by the rapper skee mask as a sign to give credit to everyone

you: I'm gonna bless you up with $10 dollars

person: thank you gang!

skeetaxxer: hey don't forget the "skee-tax"!

by lynnnyy May 30, 2024

Theis Tax

“Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax”

“The Rockets Lost? Have you taken Theis Tax into consideration?”

by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021

Fanum Tax

A action (or word) use to describe taking food from a person which was based of Kai cenats friend, fanum, who takes his food with every chance he gets

ooh this food looks good

You know what time it is

I swear to god if you fanum tax my food I will kill you

by therobloxfilterisass December 28, 2023