Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

2nd floor ism

The ability to loose all reference of reality when you move to the second floor office

Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism

by Stemsize June 17, 2020

Floor Kisser

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

Or

A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.

That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?

by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

sit on the floor

sitting on someone's genitals

want to sit on my face? "Can I sit on the floor first?"

by Shut up floor January 25, 2014

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

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Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025