The victim of a spooging attack in the eyes where the spooger hands the victim a glass of high-percentage alcohol instead of water.
"LOLZebra totally spunked in kie's eye holes and then dubiago handed her a glass of Everclear instead of water!! Never thought someone would pull off the fire-eyes! Great party dude!
by kalony December 9, 2010
Get the fire-eyesmug. hey man i can't believe ur wearing high heels to the football team party. You are acting like such a fire caker.
by AlexBnard August 17, 2007
Get the fire cakermug. A phoenix is a mythical yet magestic creature. Only suiting is the sexual maneuver dedicated to this firey bird. When one decides to engage is the mucking of a woman's slop pit with cracked or dried lips, after she has consumed a large amount of spicy food. The burning sensation tends to resemble that of applying Blistex to a set of lips, except Blistex doesnt make a "your girlfriend's asshole" flavored product. The burning causes you to retreat from her mud knot and screech like a Phoenix.
This fucking cold has been so hard on me. I can't breathe through my nose so my lips are cracked. And to top it off, I got the fire phoenix from the old lady when I tried to go turd diving.
by the bird of prey February 2, 2014
Get the Fire Phoenixmug. by notdombowie February 9, 2010
Get the Fire Chasermug. by N71FS November 7, 2010
Get the Fire Truckmug. 
