The fairies

The things that come late at night

Touching everything without care,

Could it be something starting a fight,
HEY YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!!

The fairies thought they won big until they realized what they did lololololol.

by King Zero owner of da Universe November 21, 2023

Fairy

Supernatural creature typically found in old stories.

He was accompanied by a fairy as they entered the well stocked bar.

by Puyallup June 6, 2021

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

Fairy Tailed

When you're about to get your butt beat in a fight.

"Oh £#$& I'm gonna get Fairy Tailed."

by PeakSunsSelfDoubt<3 December 15, 2021

Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

by JaySteeze September 13, 2016

The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

by Abterfuge234x October 5, 2023

super stan the fairy man

fat smelly pussy gay kid who likes fat cock and jon coughlin he is very werid and thinks hes funny made out with cage

oh im super stan the fairy man and i should be killed

by freakazoidsdfddsff May 17, 2011