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Facebook Thuggin

When another person,usually a hater, posts on yer wall or status trying to be hard and when you see them in person they dont say anything and barely make eye-contact.
Kayla:(writing on status) You aint bout nothing, you aint tryna see me in these hands.

Ashley:(checks status) hmmmm.. delete
AT School the next dayy..
Kayla:(walking pas ahley on hush mode)

Ashley: She straight facebook thuggin
by Zappy200 January 25, 2011
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A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.
Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
by BeauFIDAWG June 13, 2011
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facebook stalk

Verb. To ascertain information about an individual through the internet networking site Facebook.
Paige: How did you know that about me?
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.
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facebook status

A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.

But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(

New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010
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facebook

A online website that used to be a better alternative to myspace, but now has become just as bad with the recent addition of junior college kids & high schoolers.

its the perfect place to stalk anyone you have seen around campus now that there is a constantly updated "status" where one can post what they are doing that EXACT moment ie. showering, studying, eating or whatever....
now one can also tell everyone how they met each and everyone of their friends.. making it possible to pretend like you know someone you have never met in your life.

all of the above has just become a complete joke and people enter fake "status" entries and make up random inside jokes for how they met their friends like, "we hooked up in 1955 and it was GREAT!"

everyone girl it seems on facebook is married or a lesbian...

people try to make themselves look cool by belonging to random inside joke groups proclaiming how they hate greek, or hate goths..

'the wall' is the same thing as myspace comments... and thats the only useful part of faceboook. its a way to keep track of things you drunkenly did in college. you remember friday night only through the posts your friends made on your wall.

people encorporate facebook into everyday conversations.
when a person says something particularly witty or funny.. it will soon become a facebook quote.
"facebook quote of the year"

"thats totally gonna be my new facebook album default pic"

"facebook group war"
by SBKAT August 5, 2006
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facebook worm

Some one who spends way too much time logged on to facebook.com
I never see her anymore, I don't think she leaves her house. She's become a complete facebook worm.
by JimTalbot April 17, 2009
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Facebookian

Any person or persons that apparently cannot exist with out facebook for a day.

A person who posts updates on facebook before telling people in the same room what is happening.

A person who does ball by ball updates to facebook from their mobile on an event or date.
Ey boy them facebookians have the network running slow.

2:30am and you uploading photos of the party? A true facebookian indeed.

You aint see the facebookian uploading photos of the food before he eat the thing...
by XpideR G August 12, 2009
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