Used to define a person who cares entirely too much about their lawn and what other
people do with their lawns and hires a landscaping
crew to use industrial sized
gas powered equipment to maintain the tiny swath of lawn on their property. Most often they are a person of a certain age and/or class status.
"My neighbor two doors down is a faggot who cares too much about their 10 foot by 15 foot neon green
grass."
"My neighbor up the
block is an inconsiderate faggot doesn'
t understand that leaves are natural and they don'
t need to use a loud-ass leaf blower to move them off their lawn at all much less at 8am."
"If you use pesticides on your lawn you're a faggot."
Friend 1 : "The neighbor next
door sent a complaint letter to the township about our lawn again."
Friend 2: "They stopped me on my way to work, I told them we just don'
t have the
time to do it even if we had any interest in doing it and they said it's an eyesore for them to look at."
Friend 1: "Why are they looking at our lawn if it just upsets them?"
Friend 2: "They must be a faggot."