by Blaz3iken January 20, 2021

by TheCockMan May 20, 2019

The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
by DickPixie May 13, 2025

When you jack off and watch porn so much, you become a addict who never leaves their room unless their mom forces them to. If they go to school, they try to make everybody become addicted
by Goomba420 February 12, 2024

To procrastinate or be idiotic
I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?
by Evon zoo June 12, 2022

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
by S_istheloml March 30, 2024

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.
An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
