ethically challenged

Politically correct euphemism for "dishonest".

Tony Bliar is ethically challenged over most issues.

by fubarderby August 17, 2005

eternal virgin

a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.

p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.

by yrvijwsofhn April 9, 2010

ethan

usually the sexiest man in school and has many friends and many girls want him. hes charming, funny, nice, smart.

1. dude what happened to you?
Im pulling an Ethan

2. whoa, look at that ethan
3. hes the coolest man on earth
4. i wish i was an ethan

by ii ii ii i o ii o May 7, 2009

Ethiopian Earlobe

When someone's testicle is cut off and pierced onto their earlobe.

Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.

by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

Etymolojakka

The God of Words, according to Jerry Holkins of Penny Arcade. Stated in their Podcast for the comic 'Doctor Feelgood'.

Tonight we sacrifice this sacred tome to our dark lord and master Etymolojakka.

by J Hall May 31, 2006

ethertubes

Similar to the intertubes, but best used to describe a local area network or intranet.

Mary's ethertubes aren't working. Send IT over there to get it straightened out.

by Tadou January 7, 2009

etherwaste

The misuse and overuse of networks in the form of unsolicited emails, messages, or advertising that consumes bandwidth, time and space on the screen. It's generally annoying.

"You get that chain email your mom forwarded to everyone?"

"Yeah... I deleted it. What etherwaste!"

by Starkat May 14, 2008