duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 26, 2006

He-Duck

A person who thinks they are strong, but they secretly know they are not. However they still want recognition for their accomplishment that required little to no effort.

Kid: Hey Dad, I just lifted a bunch of small branched into the back of the truck.

Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!

by E Magic July 10, 2012

Fuckery ducks

When you see something so extraordinary and your like fuckery ducks

When ya do bang bang and it’s big you say fuckery ducks that’s fuckin huge

by Sheeker September 7, 2020

duck of a puppy

large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.

Look at how big of a duck of a puppy she is.

by Zoe Mae February 8, 2010

Duck friend

1. A duck that you consider as your friend
2. When you want to write fuck friend but you write duck friend because f is right next to d. The opposite can also be true

This is my duck friend ➡ 🦆

by WeAre300_kids May 14, 2022

Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.

I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*

by P_Titty October 5, 2021

tuck the duck

Tuck The Duck is a usually gay male that has a weird hatred for christmas music because his dad went to go get milk and never came back. Tuck The Duck likes to steal it usually likes to steal objects like men's right to be straight, shoes, underwear and used condoms he does'nt have many friends or rights.

Yo Tuck The Duck Whats Up Homie

by GioTheRoofBuilder August 19, 2020