douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.

She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.

by a Feminist June 19, 2009

douche cough

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.

"douche cough"

by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009

Douche Warrior

Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.

Also: Most politicians.

Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.

by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009

RSS douche

Someone who thinks they are the only ones that know about and read RSS feeds.

Chris is such a RSS douche, I read about that news like last week.

by shooterblaze September 29, 2009

douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

by bittereagle March 6, 2010

Tinkle Douche

Someone you don't like, or someone you are mad at.

You just drank the last Dr.Pepper, you Tinkle douche!

by Igotta Tinkle November 30, 2009

Douche Bag

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

by Taiiils January 21, 2011