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Daving

The act of or ability to talk at a low volume and constant tone without anyone being aware that you are talking. Usually in a rambling fashion whilst being on a slant or becoming more slanty.
The more drunk Kelly became last night the more she started daving.

Or

'Kelly was really daving last night.
by Wellwellwellhotsailourboy February 23, 2014
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Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.
by Mathsbot November 4, 2021
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Dave Minter

The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.
"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"
by Debitcard27 November 10, 2016
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dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair
Dave Jr has a small penis
by Connor o'neal August 20, 2016
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dave mcintire

When you need a car fixed and the only possible payment is a good old blowey. Kickin the loafers off and getting down to business.
Man I was fuckin broke and blasted last night and the only way I could get home was a Dave mcintire.
by Mark and Beef September 24, 2022
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Dave

Dave is a retard
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