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Dan the Diamond Minecart

A Minecraft Youtuber who is a real pedophile on the game known as "MineBlox". He also made the Holy Bible.
Dan the Diamond Minecart is a real goddess.
by Dazz Doesn't Care May 26, 2018
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Yitz & Dan's Cafe

A banger. The epitome of good food and good service.

Yitz & Dan's Cafe
The food and Service and Yitz & Dan’s Cafe was a banger.

Sammy’s is only half a Yitz and Dan’s Cafe because they have good food but their service is mad bad.
Yitz & Dan’s Cafe was a banger. And the epitome of good food and good service

Yitz & Dan's Cafe: “A banger. The epitome of good food and good service.”
by Dan ᵇ November 17, 2021
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Discord Lieutenant Dan

Dan Is A Celebrity of The Anti Furry Community He Is Called Dan For Short. He Is Well Known For Nuking Many Servers, Raiding, Doxing, Toxxing And Token Logging There Are Many Reasons To be Afraid Of Him, He Has Doxxed Soprolo For Being A Furry And Betraying Him Soprolo Decided To "Try" To Dox Him They Never Succeeded, He Has Also Doxxed Max Winter (DormentCoder) For Larping And ERPing, He Has Nuked Enough Servers We No Longer Kept Count But Here Are Some, The Council, KKK Server, USAF, AFF, AFR, AFSF, RPOK, FPF, TEC, And Many More. He Has Since Transferred His Name To King's Men. He Has Influence Everywhere, He Is Respected And Feared By Many.
by Fritz VonWoJak July 11, 2021
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Mr. Dan K.

A pseudonym for dank weed that one can use around parents, non-smoking friends and family, and anyone else who isn't blessed enough to know how good a bowl of dank weed really is.
CJ (whose non-smoking Mom is standing right next to him): Have you seen Mr. Dan K. lately?

Chief: As a matter of fact I have. He came over to my house last night and hung out with me until about 10 p.m., when I fell asleep on the couch.
by Tankerbell June 8, 2011
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big dick dan

A guy named dan with a 1 inch dick.
Girl: Oh shit look its big dick dan!
Another Girl: What you mean he has a 1 inch dick.
by Gay Uganda January 15, 2018
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Long Island Dan

It's when you're hooking up with a chick and she puts EZ Mac in the microwave for 60 seconds. You then have 60 seconds to run to the nearest softball field and sit indian style in left field. You then have to sprint back to the apartment right as she is pulling out the EZ Mac and is about to say "I'm gonna eat this EZ Mac, and then I'm gonna have sex with insert name
Did you hook up with that chick last night? Yea man, she gave me the Long Island Dan, almost pulled my hamstring running all the way back from left field.
by wildabeast in the butt May 4, 2009
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Dirty Dan Diaz

aka Dan the Jew, very similar to a hot lunch, but in stead of the cling wrap, you use a dollar bill that you snorted cocaine with out of someones asshole. When you fill this "low income pocket" you use a funnel to spray enraged ass piss into the one dollar holler and then after you need to cut yourself; in a none so vital area. Then you drip blood into the ass piss concoction for a truly deeper connection to your partner. And then after you finish preparing the the one dollar holler than you proceed to face fuck the partner into an oblivion and right before you blow your "duck butter" into the mouth of the waiting recipient you pop the one dollar holler and let it all run wild! After the party is letting loose like a puetro rican fiesta you judo chop your partner in the throat and let them vomit that triple D out!
You dirty dan diaz'ed that bitch last night!

That cum pocket was totally dirty dan diaz'ed.

Yo I'm gonna triple d that AAAAASS!
by D!nk421 January 12, 2012
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