Chocolate fist blast

To get ones fist covered in fecal matter from rapidly pumping ones fist into an anal cavity other another person.

"Man Matt the rangers sure are chocolate fist blasting the Canadians right now"

by Cinnamonring May 17, 2014

Chocolate Dipped Cherries

To dip one's scrotum(testicles) into another one's anus.

Dude, I just got chocolate dipped cherries with that women.

by jtgta September 12, 2014

Chocolate Dip

When one places their anus over their significant others nose. Leaving a nice chocolate dipped sniffer

I totally chocolate dipped Amy last night bro! Her sneezer was well chocolaty.

by Mr Whippy69er April 13, 2014

Chocolate Rudolph

The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.

Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.

by K0n Artist April 13, 2014

chocolate knobbies

little balls of shit with hair on.

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.

by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014

Chocolate Fake

A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.

I'm really craving a chocolate fake.

by smerkley January 7, 2015

chocolate blumpkin

Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."

Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.

Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...

by weow weow January 20, 2015