cheese rag

a yeast-infected used tampon.

Fuck you cheese rag!

by Stoney Beers September 16, 2009

clapping cheeks

Term for dominating in a fight, alternative version of "clapping cheeks" which can mean having sex.

"Wow, you really got your cheeks clapped in that game, huh?"

"Shut up, Jordan"

Clapping cheeks; winning a fight.
Cheeks clapped; losing a fight.

by joeym6969 June 19, 2020

Double Plumkin with cheese

The art of having your cock sucked while taking a shit and eating a burger, preferably with bacon.

Monica gave me a plumkin last night. fortunately, i had a burger so it evolved into the double plumkin with cheese!

by Powerphone Tube Steak October 3, 2009

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Cheebs

Chipmunk Cheek Expansion Bag

It's a bag that expands just like a chipmunk's cheeks would

Person 1- You girls are looking fabulous with your cheebs.

Person 2- Thanks, it expands for easy storage.

Person 1- I need to get myself one of those.

by CHEEBS ARE MY LIFE April 5, 2011

cheese eater

is a snitch, a rat, someone who is working with the cops

dont fuck with that fool, he,s a cheese eater

by elcochinoe November 1, 2003

wonder cheese

the sticky, gooey, sweaty, smelly stuff that accumulates under the male ballsack after hours of strenuous activity.

Dude you need a shower, i can smell your wonder cheese from here!

by suzuki249ryder February 3, 2009