Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011

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Get the Phone Chairmug.

chair emoji

The chair emoji (🪑) is just a substitute for the laughing emoji (😂). It has no deeper meaning.

The trend originated from a now-deleted tiktok that said "if you're seeing this, you're a part of an inside joke. From now on, let's all just start using this:🪑 instead of this: 😂 when something is funny."

"LMAOO 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
description: "LMAOO (chair emoji) (chair emoji) (chair emoji)"

-Translation-

"LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂"
description: "LMAOO (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji)"

by danboy28 September 14, 2021

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Get the chair emojimug.

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.

The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

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