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Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
mugGet the Phone Chairmug.

chair emoji

The chair emoji (🪑) is just a substitute for the laughing emoji (😂). It has no deeper meaning.

The trend originated from a now-deleted tiktok that said "if you're seeing this, you're a part of an inside joke. From now on, let's all just start using this:🪑 instead of this: 😂 when something is funny."
"LMAOO 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
description: "LMAOO (chair emoji) (chair emoji) (chair emoji)"

-Translation-

"LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂"
description: "LMAOO (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji) (laughing emoji)"
by danboy28 September 14, 2021
mugGet the chair emojimug.

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
mugGet the The Chair Standardmug.

chair

A chair is chair, and it is a object that exist. Or is it?
A: How are you?
Michael: Do chair exist?
by iamahackernowarrestme September 17, 2021
mugGet the chairmug.

pikachu chair

Retard that sides to the most popular side, even if the unpopular side has a point, just to seem cool and fit in
1: Have you seen pikachu chair around?
2: Oh do you mean that one retard?
by jacketroller June 12, 2021
mugGet the pikachu chairmug.

Musical Chair

A girl that hangs out with a group of guys that keep her around because she sleeps with all of them
"Kelly is the musical chair, and it looks like it's Chris's turn"
by CarlyJaeRepsen May 21, 2014
mugGet the Musical Chairmug.

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