Brandon

Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch

Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon

by Karen cline September 7, 2020

brandon

a school shooter

watch out brandon has a gun

by kimnmell October 26, 2020

Brandon

Guy who is whipped af

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.

by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020

Brandon

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.

Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.

Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.

by RiskyM July 21, 2021

Brandon+Leanna

The best couple ever. If u have a friend named leanna then GET TOGETHER WITH HER. She is gonna be the best girlfriend ever she really likes brandon!!

brandon+leanna r a power couple!!!

by poo poo le poop December 20, 2021

brandon rhyder

a nanja master who is texas country made....usually takes big craps on wednesdays but it just depends on the phase of the moon

"omg br is tcm" on wednesday
cya brandon rhyder

by beef and ched March 12, 2008

Brandon

someone who looks like they are a caveman. This can mean they have a big chin or that they have no lips in this case! He may also be batman (man of bat)

"You are a Brandon"

by Raaahhhhh January 27, 2013