Brian

Brian Chongs are destiny playing cunts that play with 1 gigabytes of ram.

Hi my name is Brian Chong I like playing destiny

by DoggosRGods March 7, 2019

Brian Fries

a stupid fucking cunt

Wow, I need you to stop talking because you’re brian fries.

by dat bitchhhhhh May 6, 2018

Fruity Brian

A Fruity Brian is an incredibly gay but closeted man who can't stop talking about penises.

"Is Fruity Brian talking about penises again?"

by Fruity Brian July 13, 2024

brian

biggest dih you'll ever encounter

yoo my shi BRIAN level

by walkemdownwiththatdrake April 17, 2025

Brian Trotter

A person who moves at the pace of a sloth, with the strategic urgency of a turtle, and the commitment level of someone perpetually AFK (Away From Keyboard).

“Don’t wait on Brian Trotter to finish—he’s on that turtle time again.” 🐢

by Zxphx August 1, 2025

brian

a toxic fan of the minecraft youtuber Grian. they send hate to those who "oppose" his side. a perfect example of this was the hermitcraft mayoral race when he was mumbo jumbo's campaign manager, they sent hate to the other candidates, even threatening to unsub to them if mumbo doesn't win.

a brian in an HEP member's comment section: I HATE YOUUU!1!1! HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE THE RESISTANCE!1!!???
everyone else: the brians are at it again

by axolotl gang October 17, 2020

brian waszczyk

BEST GYM TEACHER IN THE WORLD

Brian waszczyk is the best gym teacher in the world

by CATILINI March 14, 2018