liquid braces

When someone smiles so you can jizz on their teethjizzejaculateshinyteeth

That bitch let my jizz on her teeth and it shined like liquid braces!

by Turnpike Mike September 13, 2017

No brainer

A person who refuses to do or reciprocate oral sex.

Laura: Does Jake give good head?

Payton: I wouldn’t know, he’s a no brainer so he’s never gone down on me.

by Happy Gilmer November 11, 2018

Tomato Bracelet

The act of anal fisting, when you get too vigorous and get blood on your wrist.

Me and my girlfriend were sick of the front bum so we got nasty with the poo shoot and I ended up with a tomato bracelet!

by BloodyPnut December 8, 2018

chest brace

Makes a whole new level to torture people called Stephan usually wears it

I GOT FUCKING CHEST BRACES

by AmanTheTeacher March 6, 2019

no-brainer

A task or action that requires little or no effort to complete.

“It’s a no-brainer!”

by Photonbeam September 20, 2019

Mr Brannelly

the creepy ped who lowkey highkey rapes people and wears pants ten sizes to big. convicted of a dui even tho he got hired as a latin teacher. treats everyone as if they are all dumbasses which is honestly true. he probably has women hidden in the back of his car. he is def a child molester. everyone reported him on the anonymous app.

Mr Brannelly touched my shoulder today and it was a mcproblem.

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

Google-Brained

Memory full of random google information. Or having a brain fart because google overload.

My head is exhausted, must be google-brained.

by Laura Little Wilson December 11, 2019