pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

pox bottle

variation of nacker ie. north side dubliner. but tend to blow glue and paint and lie un-conscience near flat complexes

Wayne, wheres me score you fuckin pox bottle

by tarrynn February 10, 2023

Poppin bottles

When you pop bottles with sparkles and champagne

Me: i be poppin bottles
Bro: i like watching big black men shake their booty cheeks
Tnickless: me too

by Gnomiga October 28, 2023

bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.

Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)

by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017

bottle fucked

Bottle fucked is a fetish for people who like having bottles stock up their ass such as a shampoo bottle the conditioner bottle pop bottle and most commonly a hairspray bottle

Let's get bottle fucked

by Heyplipplop January 4, 2017

The Champagne Bottle

A sex move in which just prior to ejaculation, a thumb is placed over the tip of the penis causing the ejaculate to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.

Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.

"Had sex with the cute cheerleader last night. Was such a victory that I had to use The Champagne Bottle!"

by Uncomfortably_Ginger November 26, 2016