Dry Bone

The act of penetrating a vagina or anus without prior foreplay (human skin-on-skin contact) or lubrication.

Ok, so I'd had a beer or two. On my way home, kebab in hand, I called in on an 'old friend'. Having spent my energies devouring the stale kebab, I revealed my boner and penetrated the walls of her superdry cobwebbed vagina. It was the first skin on skin contact we had made. We didn't even pass one word of conversation. I went home.

eg: Simon and Sharon both agreed there was more moisture in the single tear rolling down her cheek than there had been throughout the 30 minute dry bone session.

Remember kids, a tub of vasoline is easily available from the local drugstore. this simple precaution vastly reduces your chances of encountering the dry bone

eg:
Lucy: "Boots are doing a speical offer on vasoline, its 2-for-1!"
Cecile: "Thanks all the same, but I'm a dry bone kinda gal!"

by Randy Savage's Bitch November 5, 2005

soup bone

Slang for a baseball/softball pitcher's pitching arm.

Catcher: How's the ol' soup bone doin after reconstructive surgery?

Pitcher: It's feeling sharp after my rehab. I hope to be there at the start of spring training.

by noodles88 January 16, 2006

Purple Barney

I very potent strain of marijuana. Not quite as distinctly colored as some other purple strains, but has the same potentcy and similiar smell

I just bought some really dank purple barney from joe.

by soocersway2cool August 9, 2008

kaylin Barnes'd

when someone gets fucked by a cow girl that spends too much time fucking her horses. Or to ride a guy so hard like you would ride a horse.

OMG that girl with the huge gross tits rode my dick so hard last night! She Kaylin Barnes'd my ass!

by ilikepoopyay April 12, 2010

nicky barnes

1) Leroy "Nicky" Barnes (born 1933)was one of the biggest drug dealers known to New York City. He was the first recorded black man to take heroin out of the hands of Italian mobsters and sell it to the black community; although he served countless amounts of prison time he managed to make millions. During his last prison sentence Barnes' Council of Seven stoped caring for his assets and refused to pay his attorney fees, one member even had an affair with his wife. In retaliation Barnes gave up the names of 5 council members and 109 names total; all names linked to the heroin trade. For his cooperation Barnes' sentence was shortened to 30 years and in 2004 he was released and entered the Witness Protection Program

2) leader of "The Council of Seven" - a heroin dealing crew who came together to set up a legitimate drug dealing trade, they even had a seven word oathe "Treat my brother as I treat myself."

3) Idle to rappers, mentioned in many rap songs and depicted as god.

In Shyne's song the "The Life" he tells the story of the rise and fall of Leroy "Nicky" Barnes

Rapper Loon said in "You Made Me" "Thanks to my Moms and some help from Nicky Barnes I was raised in ways of a don..."

by Jay Oh En August 3, 2007

Barnes

(verb) 2009 To survive multiple aviation mishaps, and against all odds, still retain your job.

"Man, he really barnsed that one in."
"Wow, way to barnes it, asshole."

by Launchpad McBarnes October 28, 2009

Bone Smuggler

Referring to a gay, bisexual person, a person who likes anal.
Bone Smuggling is the art of a BONER being Smuggled into the rear of another being. Therefore, Smuggling the bone(r).

Guy: Hmm, I'm a Bone Smuggler
Girl: Aiii PAPI!!! Smuggle that bone all you want!

by Full Service November 15, 2006