Bite Me

meaning leave me alone

Dad: Hey Kid
Kid: Bite Me

by the bite me dude July 16, 2022

Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

Reality Bites/Bytes

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.

Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"

by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022

fight bite

1. your fighting someone and your opponent bites off of you and claims it was original.

2. biting someone during a fight.

Mike Tyson pulled a fight bite when he bit off Holyfields ear off.

by BightME January 22, 2010

Little Bites

A Nickname Given To A Man or Women who wants to eat your Mini Muffins

Little Bites you do not need my Mini Muffins

by M&M2028 May 23, 2022

bite me

1). Another way of saying "fuck off."
2). a worker drone with father issues says this a lot

Guy: aaawwwwhhhh look at the lil crow *tries to feed it bread crumbs*
darkXwolf17: Bite me.

by 7568ino November 28, 2023

The condom biting thing

When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.

'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.

by Weeb22 April 24, 2022