A based sigma male is a man who is Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, most likely psychologically unstable, and is most importantly of all, a physically fit or at least physically normal male human being with little to no friends.
John Johnson: I was banned from social media
Joe: For what
John Johnson: For being too much of a based sigma male
Joe: Based
Joe: For what
John Johnson: For being too much of a based sigma male
Joe: Based
by SigmaGigachadster May 27, 2022
Get the Based Sigma Male mug.When someone is so based that they are considered by some to be a god-like being. Lil' B perfected this act of being based, dubbing him as the REAL Based God. When others try to imitate, he shits on them. He also acquires maximum swag and can fuck all of your bitches.
Money Bags: "Hey yo Shawty! My girl Keesha! You seen that nigga Lil' B?"
Keesha: "You mean Based God? Oh yeah we just got done..."
Money Bags: "Don't tell me...HE FUCKED ALL MY BITCHES!!!"
Keesha: "You mean Based God? Oh yeah we just got done..."
Money Bags: "Don't tell me...HE FUCKED ALL MY BITCHES!!!"
by BTOR: THE HUMAN SWAG January 1, 2012
Get the Based God mug.An argument between baseball and lacrosse players. Generally decided by questions regarding, Which sport takes more skill? Which sport takes more coordination?
Generally not decided by: which game is more rad? Which game depends more on your hairstyle or your sick flow?
The argument is thus usually won by baseball players. Because as a general rule, all lacrosse players started out playing baseball, failed miserably and started playing lacrosse. No baseball players have ever played lacrosse...because they never needed to play lacrosse...because they were good at baseball in the first place.
Generally not decided by: which game is more rad? Which game depends more on your hairstyle or your sick flow?
The argument is thus usually won by baseball players. Because as a general rule, all lacrosse players started out playing baseball, failed miserably and started playing lacrosse. No baseball players have ever played lacrosse...because they never needed to play lacrosse...because they were good at baseball in the first place.
lacrosse vs. baseball
BP: Why dont you play baseball?
LP: Because I couldn't hit a baseball in little league.
BP: Oh, that sucks.
LP: Why don't you try playing the sickest game on two feet?
BP: What's that?
LP: Lacrosse Broseph!!!
BP: Um, I don't need to. I'm good at baseball.
LP: Oh. Have fun doing what I can't do.
BP: Why dont you play baseball?
LP: Because I couldn't hit a baseball in little league.
BP: Oh, that sucks.
LP: Why don't you try playing the sickest game on two feet?
BP: What's that?
LP: Lacrosse Broseph!!!
BP: Um, I don't need to. I'm good at baseball.
LP: Oh. Have fun doing what I can't do.
by OleMiss March 10, 2008
Get the lacrosse vs. baseball mug.Baseball bro is like lax bro but better. They always spit and wear hats , anyway they want, they wear the fleece or pullovers for their team, they also wear calf socks and shorts as much as they can, if they are a catcher they always bring their mitt to every practice. They talk like lax bros but talk about how much spittin they have done and how many double headers they have played, and always were training shoes!
Bro it up for the baseball bros
Bro it up for the baseball bros
Hey bro I had two double headers yesterday, caught four innings, ya i know my pullover is pretty chill, ya i am the ultimate Baseball Bro
by Best Baseballbro February 28, 2011
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Get the barsexual mug.by Condor69 February 24, 2011
Get the 2nd base mug.Short for the quote "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" from the game Zero-Wing that featured bad Japanese to English translation. Regardless, the phrase is synonymous with "ownage" in modern video games.
by Entropy Who Owned Vader14 November 18, 2003
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