Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Media Bandits

Extreme web design, more than web design, all types of media design, One who takes your vision and runs with it. They do all the thinking for you. If your site needs to be redesigned a media bandit can do it.

I need to redo my website, but i dont know the first thing. Call on media bandits for help., I need a designer for my website, call on media bandits for help., If you have an ugly website call on media bandits. Your website looks like it got hit with an ugly stick, media bandits to the rescue., your website wants to kill itself because its so ugly, call media bandits

by media bandit October 17, 2010

backdoor bandit

african american league of legends player who backdoors all game, usually referred to as backdoor bandit Pente

Backdoor bandit Pente is at it again.

by dalilfucker January 29, 2024

Cheese Bandit

A Cheese Bandit is someone who would be described as sly, sneaky, slimy and cheesy.

Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.

I tell you what, that guy is a proper Cheese Bandit. He stinks of cheese the slithery bitch.

by Fiber7 April 25, 2022

bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.

by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018

Bic Bandit

Proper noun / someone who steals a bic product from another.

Dude: did you take my lighter?
Dude’s homie: oh shit yea I did
Dude: bic bandit 😒

by Worstdressedwriter May 13, 2024

Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019