orchard farm

Orchard Farm High School; where the only thing higher than the death count is the students.

Friend 1: “Don’t go in the bathrooms”.

Friend 2: “Why?”

Friend 1: “It’s Orchard Farm, someone was getting high. It smells like weed.”

Friend 2: “Oh okay.”

by insultedduck October 24, 2023

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Farm-Sized

A woman who is so unbelievably fat, she looks like she has to be either milked or fed by a trough. Aka wide as all outside.

Good God! That bitch is one chalupa away from being a farm-sized fattie!!

by TonyRoma70 September 12, 2022

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Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021

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