Thomas Taylor

A drunk sex guy who likes to beat children and supports fifa pack openings and fingers his gf

That drunk is a Thomas Taylor

by Adamulla water needer October 26, 2020

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

thomas payne

A guy From a boy into a Man, that that has always "had it going on!". He is a general bad-ass in most aspects. Is somewhat godlike in bed. He also is very versatile. Wild Card. Definitely head-strong. Although it is difficult to earn his love, Thomas loves like people want and need to be loved. Especially when that person is the female version of equal if not much higher prowess. This "One Person" Is named "Makayla LeeAnn Wilson". Thomas loves her with all he has to love with!!! ❤️😍😘😛

Thomas Payne is the fucking man!!

by Redneck Romeo & Juliet July 5, 2017

Thomas Solakof

A gender confused member of the ape family, vaguely reminiscent of the Wookie from 'Star wars' by George Lucas.

A Thomas will often try and assault those around him if they are excelling in something he is incapable of, E.G soccer, conversation and sex.

Thomas's family tree is literally a straight line, he is descended from a Romanian pole dancer and a Somalian pirate, when the pirate died however, the pole dancer kept the family blood alive by having sex with her son, thus starting the family of inbreds, doubtless Thomas will soon be impregnated by his father and will continue the tradition.

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by The Llama Hunter July 6, 2010

Thomas Riano

A very contradictory person, who is often not sober and can't make up his mind on stuff.

Jake: Oh hey Thomas Riano, how do you like soccer?
Thomas: I hate it.

Jake: You should quit man!
Thomas :No dude I love it.

by SayIWon't October 8, 2011

Thomas roberts

A nigga who always gaining. also known as the dank engine

"that nigga in the gym all the time"

"yeet, He's a Thomas roberts

by A Real Nibba Lover Value Meal August 13, 2018

thomas sucks

It refers to service so when you have no service or bad service you say aww i got "bad thomas" or "my thomas sucks" It origins from a verizon ad where he had service anywhere even a jungle but when you don't have it its because thomas sucks and is betraying you

dogg non of my apps are working my thomas sucks

by ur muum December 10, 2017