Patrick Roche

A curly headed irish man who has abs of steel and looks like an italian stallion. Patrick loves to play guitar and spend long late nights with his girlfriend, Stephanie Brown.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.

"hey did you go see ironman in the movie theatre?" "Nah i saw Patrick Roche instead."

"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."

by italianstallion123 November 4, 2011

Patrick

Looks like an angry bird and is obsessed with a girl for years. He doesn't sleep because he runs on just caffeine and the attention of girls. Girls don't love him and only see him as the gay best friend. He can be funny though normally is a woman

Oh no Patrick's coming

by Touchmeup February 24, 2023

Patrick and Josie

The best couple to exist.

Guy 1: Hey look at that couple
Guy 2: Thats Patrick and Josie
Guy 1: They're the best and cutest ever.

by itisnotfunnyanymore February 27, 2023

Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023

Patrick

Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars

I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

Patrick Star

When someone is preforming very pleasurable sexual acts on your dick (typically oral) to the extent that you go “silly”, as well as giving you five stars on your skin, which for white people makes the affected skin turn pink.

Also a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants

Person A: Man she turned me into Patrick Star

OR

Person A: She gave me the Patrick Star treatment

by Hugecock69420 October 23, 2023

Patrick

A name that could only ever be said at Starbucks.

“Patrick’s latte is ready”

by Kirtap November 8, 2023