Person 1: "Did you see DJ Masters at the club last night?"
Person 2: "Yea man, she was so obnoxious, like a cunt on wheels!"
Person 2: "Yea man, she was so obnoxious, like a cunt on wheels!"
by Mystery Man 8676 April 7, 2025
Get the DJ Mastersmug. A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 July 31, 2021
Get the DJ diseasemug. by VEJJ September 5, 2017
Get the play djmug. A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.
by Watacanga May 15, 2025
Get the Covid DJmug. by gurleeo July 31, 2003
Get the DJ maniscalcomug. by Random24/7 March 1, 2015
Get the DJ lurkermug.