Whens

Short for:
when is "..."?

Whens the next train that I want to jump in front of it ?
Please don't do it....

by Jaff Besoz June 16, 2024

sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there

retardancy

person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption

by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024

When a girl says you have hoes

It means she thinks you’re handsome.

You have hoes does boo boo.

When a girl says you have hoes

by JohnoThomp July 10, 2024

I'll make people use past tense when referring to you

Another way of saying "I will kill you."

Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol

by kkolokotronis July 15, 2024

When and only when

Decided exclusively by a single condition or set of conditions, and nothing else.

Differs from "if and only if" by acknowledging the certainty or near-certainty of that condition.

Hand to Hand Wombat will end when and only when one team scores 3 points. It does *not* end if all members of the Bad Team are voted out.

by The_Epicness9000 July 23, 2024

when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024