South Boston tire wash

Taking a piss on someones tires, or in extreme situations, on their car door handles.

Some dumbass parked too close to me and opened his door onto my car. So I gave him a South Boston tire wash.

by JoseTartabull's Arm November 7, 2015

San Francisco Car Wash

Having intercourse while rolling around the streets of San Francisco during a rainstorm.

Tom - "Dam there sure is a lot of shit on the streets today"
Betty - "It's supposed to rain today, we should do a San Francisco Car Wash"

by OzloTheProfessorOfWords April 8, 2022

I wash de car

Something that people say on Dhar Mann lifestream chats.

RandomUser: I wash de car
RandomGirl: OMG I AM CRYING

RandomUser2: I wash de car

by anonymous December 15, 2021

joliet ball wash

getting your balls sucked while taking a dick in the butt

chino and tommy snuck up on me last night and gave me the Joliet ball wash

by Back Door December 7, 2006

Free Car Wash Day

when it rains, and your car is outside, you get a free crappy carwash!

"Oh man! I didn't know it was going to be Free Car Wash Day today!... I would have parked my car inside!"

by alienattack April 21, 2009

Wolf river Weiner wash

Fingerblast a chick on a sandbar along side a river, getting sand into her vagina. Then you fuck her hard, no lube. Then cum inside her, pull your cum and sand covered dick out, a wash off your dick in her mouth.

I was floatin down the river, and got a hankerin for a wolf river Weiner washer with the old lady.

by poodlesandglitter69 July 13, 2018

Dirty South Wiener Wash

When a man curtsy flushes after diarrheaing in a toilet, the toilet water splashes the penis head and leaves fragments of poop on the penis.

*flush*

Man 1: Ah What the fuck?

Man 2: Ha ha sounds like you got a dirty south wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010