Rowan University

Public university in Glassboro, New Jersey founded in 1923. The colors of this university is gold and brown, yes the colors of human waste. The students wear these colors proudly as they try enjoy the ghost town that surrounds them, while kicking themselves for not getting into any of the 20 superior colleges in Philly.

Dad: Did you get acceptance letters from any good schools?

Son: No, just Rowan University and Texila American University in South America.

Dad: You deserve to wear poop and pee colors... Enjoy Glassboro, NJ you failure.

by Patrick Bateman IV November 26, 2015

Rice University

where the party's at

Helga: I'm bored.
Edward: Me too.
Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!

Four hours later
Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?
Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...
*both pass out*

by Chillizle December 22, 2004

the Universe

A big scary place.

by Riot of the Muffin Iori July 9, 2003

Coastal Carlina University

a.k.a CCU

See also: Myrtle Beach SC.

D1: Who needs school when u have the beach, beer, and southern bells.

D2: Liberal Arts with a southern twist.

I go to school at Coastal Carolina University in Myrtle Beach South Carolina. Where do u go?

by Steve C. Smith April 26, 2005

Rowan University

A state college located on Mullica Hill Rd./Route 322 in Glassboro, New Jersey. It is about 20 minutes outside of Camden, and 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia. It is in the middle of a mildly dangerous, but still boring town, so all the students can do for fun is party and drink, which they do almost every day of the week. The police officers are too busy cracking down on underage drinking and public indecency on campus to worry about the rest of the town. The student body consists of bros and sluts who think they are hipsters. They have one of the corniest mascots in the country - the Profs (an owl) - and two of the worst school colors, brown and gold. Their administration offices are so slow and careless that they cost their students time, money, and good opportunities.

Rowan Student: "I'm gonna go to this party and drink until I black out. You've probably never heard of the place."
Regular Person: "A bro acting like a hipster...do you go to Rowan University?"

by Elizabeth, the Bunce Ghost April 22, 2011

Susquehanna University

A really awesome college in gorgeous Selinsgrove, PA, where really creative, awesome students spend their weeks at classes and their weekends anywhere from Bounceplex (a really cool trampoline place), to the movies, to sick parties that don't stop, and can watch the sunset over beautiful fields of grass or go to TRAX and dance forever.

I spent a really great weekend at Susquehanna University

by SU STUDENT November 2, 2010

Bryant University

Bryant University is a school with a beautiful campus, great business programs,nice social atmosphere, and a great job placement program upon graduation. Those Bentley fuckers only talk shit about Bryant because they're in secure, and let's face it, if it were a "shitty" or "safety" school, Bentley wouldn't actually make fun of it. Obviously Bryant is a legitimate rival to Bentley, so Bentley,being the pompous little rich kids they are, have to sling shit at Bryant.

Bryant University grads do as well as just about anybody else in the business world (Ask Jack Welch, former CEO of General Electric, and he'll reaffirm this, one of many references), and those insecure Bentley cumstains can fuck off.

by Harpoon IPA April 21, 2007