among us in real life

Another name for schizophrenia.

"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."

"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021

can i use the bathroom

You're about to get owned by your teacher

Student: Can I use the bathroom
Teacher: I don't know; Can you?
Student: *Fucking dies*

by ._.uwu August 3, 2019

Among Us Mental Disorder

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING 🖕👦 SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 👩💞 AMONG 💰 US 🇺🇸 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 😱! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG 💑👨 ❤️ 👨👩 ❤️ 👩 US 👨 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💦🍆👀 GAME 🎮 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED 🔴 IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME 💦🏃🏃 ♀️ TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY 😡🤔 IS NO ⚠🚫 ONE 1️⃣ FIXING 👾 O2 🅾 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK 📋 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳️ 🌈! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus 🌈🏳️ 🌈 Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus 💦! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳️ 🌈! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus 💦! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I 👥 think 🤔 it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I 👁 was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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Among Us Mental Disorder GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

by IM SUS April 9, 2021

me when among us

when the impsotr sus

me when among us plays prooperly

by emilyday March 2, 2021

Among us in real life

Among 😃👿 us 🇺🇸 in 🏽 real 🔎 life 👊🧬 (sus, sus) Among 💰 us 💰👨👨 in 🏽👏 real 👹 life 💓 (sus, sus) Playing ❣️ among 💰 us 🇺🇸👨 in 👉 real 📷 life 🧬 Spaceship with my ✋🏻😀🕒 crew 👬 Gonna 🙃👈👈 split 🕺🏻 up, 😿 spread ✨ out 😝🚪 'Cause 🐗 we 👬 all 😋💩 got 👍 tasks 🙌🤗 to do 😤 Gotta 🙈 find 🔍🔍 the imposter 🚫 As they 🤼 try 😈 to sabotage Who 🤷 can 🤦 ♂️ we 👩 👩 👦 👦 trust 🫂 in 😩😂 this among 🙆🏽 us 🇺🇸 entourage? Heard 👂🏻 a sound, 🎤 turned 😍 around 💞 Looking 👀 up, 🚘 looking 👀 down ⬇️ Then 🏿 I 🤢 find 🔎 a dead 🐩 body 💃 Gotta 👉 blow 🌬 the horn 📯 emergency 🚨 Discussion 🤔 who 👿 should 💘🤔 we 👩 👩 👦 👦 believe 🙏 Can't 👄 decide 😱😱 so now 👇 we 👥 leave 🦋🥰 Not ❌ sure 😉🔜 what 🤪🤪 I'm 😏 about 💥 to see 👀👀 Will 🔥 it be 👏 a dead 😳 body? 💃 Still 🥇 have 🙋🍡🎣 a task I 🙀 must 👫 complete 🚫 Who's ☑️ the impostеr? Looking 👀 sus, who ❓ can 👺 we 👦💰 trust? 🤞 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 👀 sus, who 👀 can wе 🧚 trust? 🫂 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 🚫 Looking 👀 sus, who 🤷 can 🥫 we 👨👩 trust? 🤞 Who's 😇 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 😏💕 sus, who 😂🤷 can we 👧 trust? 🤞 I'm 🤪 a ghost, 👻 I'm 😓 my 🧜🏻 ♀️ biggest 🙀 fear 😨 Got killed… ⚰️

Mike: Hey wanna play among us in real life
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high

by Trip to mars ad again September 11, 2022

Too low for radio use

when you are awake but are all most completely useless to the outside world, in reference to blackberry smartphones battery too low for radio use feature.

person 1: hey man let go out to the bar tonight man!

person 2: cant man too low for radio use.

person 1: wow you really are a useless piece of shit

by kdub92 August 18, 2011

i use arch btw

A phrase which lets other people know that you use Arch Linux, a difficult to use distribution of the operating system Linux. Arch provides user customization and allows the user to install specifically what they need. Used usually as an inside joke among arch users, although it can be used by elitist users to boost their ego.

Bob: I use arch btw
Alice: Cool

by Call911ForRobux August 8, 2023