Tuna Shampoo

A medieval form of torture commonly favoured in the Roman times which combines briny tuna chunks with Radox Coral Reef. When added to the prisoners hair it would make them instantly undesirable to any potential sexual conquests

Morgan is a cunt and shall now receive Tuna Shampoo

by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021

Tuna punch

a Punch in the vagina of a greasy person

Hey Dave go tuna punch Brooke it’ll be funny

by Aiether January 05, 2019

Tuna Plated

When you soak your dildo in tuna juices then letting it dry over and over before you use it.

"OMG girl, I tuna plated my dildo last week, and it smells so horrible. I dare you to use it."

by KiyoshiKane May 19, 2024

tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.

Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.

by Be-Rad June 04, 2024

Tuna Sub

Read it backwards

I just want a Tuna Sub

by Your intrusive thoughts March 19, 2024

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt

Council Bluffs Tuna Melt.

The act of 3 big dick black dudes fucking the pussy of a small skinny white girl and thereafter smoking a cigarette and extinguishing the cigarette using the girl's pussy along with her squirting juices.

Dude #1: Hey Tyrone, how was your weekend?

Tyrone: My weekend was good. I got that Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany down the block.

Dude #1: Forreal? Me and 3 of my other homes got a Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany last week.

by Exotic_Tripps October 08, 2024

Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.

-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.

by Wallet Tuna July 01, 2022