Tommy Thistle

When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.

Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!

by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023

tommy

A boy who is tall, secretive, hard to get, and fine asf. He's so hard to move on from, and you fall into his arms every time you encounter him.

Tommy, quiet day are you?

by thatb!jch March 12, 2022

Slippy Tommy

When a man rawdogs another dude after lubing his dick up with his dog's tongue

"Oh lordy I wasn't looking for a slippy Tommy again"

by Lionking1969 August 21, 2021

Thumping Tommy

Specifically a phrase describing a morning erecting. Much like morning glory, morning wood.

Wow! Had a right Thumping Tommy this morning!

by Old rusty Jees May 30, 2018

Tommy

I feel bad for all the old women named Tommy

Nephew: grandma, what’s your real name?
Tommy (grandma): Tommy, dear
Nephew: haha your a fucking cuck loser grandma tommy more dummy dream smp bithx nerd

by Blueless September 29, 2021

Guncle Tommy

Gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. A gay person that doesn't care about the struggles any other oppressed people.

I can't stand that guy, he's such a Guncle Tommy. Where do you even get a MAGA hat in rainbow colors?

by Gordie D. Unicorn December 10, 2020

Vommy Tommy

When you vomit inside a fat chick's gooch and keep eating her out.

Maverick: "Last night was a movie bro, I hit a girl with the vommy tommy!"
Noah: "I know what you are."

by Biocrystals March 23, 2024