among us in real life

Another name for schizophrenia.

"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."

"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021

can i use the bathroom

You're about to get owned by your teacher

Student: Can I use the bathroom
Teacher: I don't know; Can you?
Student: *Fucking dies*

by ._.uwu August 3, 2019

Among Us Mental Disorder

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING 🖕👦 SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 👩💞 AMONG 💰 US 🇺🇸 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 😱! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG 💑👨 ❤️ 👨👩 ❤️ 👩 US 👨 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💦🍆👀 GAME 🎮 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED 🔴 IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME 💦🏃🏃 ♀️ TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY 😡🤔 IS NO ⚠🚫 ONE 1️⃣ FIXING 👾 O2 🅾 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK 📋 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳️ 🌈! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus 🌈🏳️ 🌈 Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus 💦! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳️ 🌈! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus 💦! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I 👥 think 🤔 it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I 👁 was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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Among Us Mental Disorder GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

by IM SUS April 9, 2021

me when among us

when the impsotr sus

me when among us plays prooperly

by emilyday March 2, 2021

Among us in real life

Among 😃👿 us 🇺🇸 in 🏽 real 🔎 life 👊🧬 (sus, sus) Among 💰 us 💰👨👨 in 🏽👏 real 👹 life 💓 (sus, sus) Playing ❣️ among 💰 us 🇺🇸👨 in 👉 real 📷 life 🧬 Spaceship with my ✋🏻😀🕒 crew 👬 Gonna 🙃👈👈 split 🕺🏻 up, 😿 spread ✨ out 😝🚪 'Cause 🐗 we 👬 all 😋💩 got 👍 tasks 🙌🤗 to do 😤 Gotta 🙈 find 🔍🔍 the imposter 🚫 As they 🤼 try 😈 to sabotage Who 🤷 can 🤦 ♂️ we 👩 👩 👦 👦 trust 🫂 in 😩😂 this among 🙆🏽 us 🇺🇸 entourage? Heard 👂🏻 a sound, 🎤 turned 😍 around 💞 Looking 👀 up, 🚘 looking 👀 down ⬇️ Then 🏿 I 🤢 find 🔎 a dead 🐩 body 💃 Gotta 👉 blow 🌬 the horn 📯 emergency 🚨 Discussion 🤔 who 👿 should 💘🤔 we 👩 👩 👦 👦 believe 🙏 Can't 👄 decide 😱😱 so now 👇 we 👥 leave 🦋🥰 Not ❌ sure 😉🔜 what 🤪🤪 I'm 😏 about 💥 to see 👀👀 Will 🔥 it be 👏 a dead 😳 body? 💃 Still 🥇 have 🙋🍡🎣 a task I 🙀 must 👫 complete 🚫 Who's ☑️ the impostеr? Looking 👀 sus, who ❓ can 👺 we 👦💰 trust? 🤞 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 👀 sus, who 👀 can wе 🧚 trust? 🫂 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 🚫 Looking 👀 sus, who 🤷 can 🥫 we 👨👩 trust? 🤞 Who's 😇 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 😏💕 sus, who 😂🤷 can we 👧 trust? 🤞 I'm 🤪 a ghost, 👻 I'm 😓 my 🧜🏻 ♀️ biggest 🙀 fear 😨 Got killed… ⚰️

Mike: Hey wanna play among us in real life
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high

by Trip to mars ad again September 11, 2022

Surely chuck us one

A saying used mainly by youth from Tasmania, Australia. Used when someone has something favorable and you want some. The 'us' part never changes, even if it's only you wanting the thing.

Freind buys Tim tams
Other friend: Hey Felix, surely chuck us one! Surely! Surely chuck us one!

by Fatty Catty and Unicorns November 30, 2020

tomorrow there'll be more of us

Something that can be sung to a Hamilfan that can make said Hamilfan cry in a matter of three seconds. Very effective.

A: Hey V?
V: Yeah?
A: TOMORROW THERE'LL BE MORE OF US
V:
A:
V:
A:
V:
A: Wait, no, V please don't cry-

by Sir. Sing-a-alot February 16, 2019